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girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child
me: I owe you my life
(via luminousstar)
i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
(via sunbumlesbian)
ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop
(via hyperphixation)
The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)
fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again
you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost
I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up
(via bepnis)
boys im hypomanic and im tired
18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30
(via hyperphixation)
༄types of people
rain: good conversations, acoustic guitar, living for themselves, twirling their umbrella, fairy lights, a little clumsy, unapologetic laughter
downpour: sharp eyes and a strong prescence, neon lights, inside jokes, hands in jacket pockets, friendly competition, sneakers hitting the pavement
hail: being alone in the movies, artistic, comfortable but fashionable, polaroids, unorganized, kind hearts, doesn’t want your pity
snow: still mornings, humble, always sleepy, piano keys, curly hair, a favourite sweater, soft hands to hold, indecisive
sleet: ink on paper, tired but bright eyes, tattered jeans, always changing, midnight coffee on the balcony, knit scarves
drizzle: sweetest smiles, scent of citris, jewelry, doing their best, leaning back and stretching, first flower of spring, falling in love
(via gloomstudy)
birth of venus
(via mythaelogy)